pregnancy does odd things to people and publications....

I never post on dannii mini-ogue. ever. because I HATE the Xfactor with a passion. So if anyone cares.....she's knocked up.

but you will care.

you'll care because think about it, every magazine will run the story. hello will do a feature of her smiling caressing her bump talking about a water birth (no I don't know what that is either), HEAT will run story and photo after photo of her baby wardrobe and her bump.

so believe me. you will care.....

- the above photo is really just the height of class.....

....and speaking of people I don't care about. Kerry Katona was the victim of the latest craze on TWITTER.com for people with no lives. or enough spare time. fake profiles. some crazy 'fan' set up a fake twitter page for her to say that, she's not fat, she's pregnant. genius! that's not a lunch baby - it's a real baby! so, Katona had to actually come out and deny the rumours because someone someone might care. so incase you were getting a basket of goods ready for the shower - it ain't happening. truth is. she's just fat.

so if your in for some kid related jokery - check out www.whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com . I always do whenever I need cheering up. seriously. its well worth a glance.